THIS IS NOT NEWS.
Today is National Girlfriend Day, and for a lot of you, this is an awesome time to celebrate and show off the women that make us better. The rest of us have to spend the day like any other day, hungry, tired, and alone... or do we.
We have provided two pictures that you can photoshop yourself in, and allow yourself to become Taylor Swift's new bae! Who wouldn't want to be the 100% honest and genuine pop star?!?
She may not sing "country" music anymore, but you know she still loves those rural American roots! Why not catch a bluegrass concert with Taylor Swift to celebrate the big holiday?
T-Swift is new to the area, so why not show her your old stomping grounds! Bring Taylor by the Poplar Bluff Junior High and welcome her to the "Home of the Mules."
Be sure to tag The Faux Fox when you share these pictures all over Facebook and brag to your friends and parents!
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Written by Nico Cuevas.
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