THIS IS NOT NEWS.
The trailer for Web Head’s newest film “Spider-Man: Homecoming” has hit the world wide web, and it appears that one of Poplar Bluff’s very own will be starring as Peter Parker’s best friend!
In this new trailer we see a much younger and nerdier Peter Parker than we have ever seen on film. In “Spider-Man: Homecoming” Parker will be a young high school student fighting dangerous villains, like the Vulture, and puberty. Helping Peter along the way will be his best friend, Ned. Ned appears to be a socially awkward, less-than-fit Asian American, and they couldn't have casted a better choice than Fox Radio Network employee, Nico Cuevas. It was almost like he was born for this role. Ned and Nico can’t get the girl, are always the sidekick, and verge on creepy.
We got an exclusive interview with Nico Cuevas, and this is what he had to say:
The Faux Fox: How did you keep starring in the new Spider-Man film a secret?!?
Nico Cuevas: What are you talking about?
TFF: We see that you’re playing Ned in Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Nico: Dude! That’s not me!
TFF: It’s okay, they released the trailer officially. You can tell us now.
Nico: I swear that’s not me!
TFF: Oh? Well, like, are you at least related to him?
Nico: No! Well, I don’t know. Probably not.
TFF: You heard it here first ladies and gents: Nico Cuevas may or may not be related to a guy in a movie. If you haven’t seen the Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer, check it out below!
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Written by Nico Cuevas.
You can listen to Nico's ridiculous ramblings on his podcast Nico Says Things.
You can also follow him on Twitter @NicoSaysThings